Friday, October 10, 2008

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVISE FOR WOMEN

This was sent via email to me and I'm thinking it just might fit most of us on a Friday.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?



Do you suffer from shyness?



Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?



If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.



Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.



You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.



Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.



Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay!



Chardonnay may not be right for everyone.. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.



Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.



WARNINGS: -

· The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.



· The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.



· The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.



· The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.



· The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.



· The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.



Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Red!!!

Check back on Monday for a new contest...who will it be...hmmmm???

WW's and PD's,
Vicki

5 comments:

Houston A.W. Knight said...

I do all these things without Chardonnary ... I'm Irish ...that's my excuse. Hee hee hee!

Hawk

Karen Lingefelt said...

ROFL, Vicki! I think you've seen me on Chardonnay (at retreats/holiday party etc). It works on me exactly as advertised.

shaunesay said...

Very funny! I'm not much of a wine drinker myself, so I should probably substitute something like Kahlua in place of Chardonnay! lol!

By the way, I've nominated you for the "I Love Your Blog" Award, come check it out Here!

And I received all my goodies today from Angie Fox and yourself, thank you so much, I love it all! :D

Vicki said...

Hawk - Me too! Heehee,I've got a wee bit of the Irish in me as well. Okay, maybe a bit more than a wee bit.

Karen - You alway have me laughing, it's a wonderful gift you have.

Shaunesay - I do like wine, but don't drink all the time. Okay, maybe the last night of M&M, but that's not all the time. :)

Thank you for nominating the blog. That is so awesome and I really appreciate it bunches. :)

I'm glad you received your book, after you read it email me and let me know what you think. I know you're going to love it. She is a great writer. I'm dying for the next book to come out.

CherylStJohn said...

Stopping by to say "hi" - laughed at this post.